we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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