Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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