Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She told me I should be a condom model.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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