Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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