My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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