i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
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She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
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So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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