i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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