I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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