North Korea, Best Korea!
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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