I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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