Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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