Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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