some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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