Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
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i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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