she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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