You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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