Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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