you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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