I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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