Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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