VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i would punch a child for taco bell
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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