I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Come on in and take your pants off
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