my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Randomize
