Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Randomize
