Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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