Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
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Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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