I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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