I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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