when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Someone came in the potted fern
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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