Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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