eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
she looked like the before picture.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
Two words: nipple clamps
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