You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
