I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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