You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
