You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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