Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
A bitchslap is in order.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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