That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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