therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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