He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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