Pappa wants mamma naked
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Please don't give away my fajitas
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