Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
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That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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