so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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