If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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