haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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