Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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