awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Alive.
So much puke
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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