This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
So squirting runs in the family.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Randomize