You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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