Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
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so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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