i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
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Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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