whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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