party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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