So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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