Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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