Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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