I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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