How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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