ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Randomize